Calamityware Cat Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex M

The same cat that inhabits the Calamityware dinner plates also graces t-shirts. Simple and serene with a steady gaze. Printed on Bella+Canvas mysterious military green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton). Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

The origins of many holiday traditions are ancient pagan practices that preceded the Christian era. So deck the halls, then don yourself in gay apparel that celebrates the timeless tradition of ugly holiday sweaters. Printed on Bella+Canvas lightweight forest green heather t-shirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

Calamityware Prehistoric Christmas Long-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex M

Of course you don't. But if such a place existed, this would be the shirt they would give you as a prize for devouring their Pig Pie in one sitting. Printed on Bella+Canvas military-green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Calamityware Professor Wizard Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex S

Calamityware Unspecified Sports Team Women's T-Shirt, Women's S

Take some of your favorite Calamityware creatures out of the china cabinet and go outside for a walk in this delightful t-shirt.Printed on

Things Could Be Worse Women's T-Shirt

Take some of your favorite Calamityware creatures out of the china cabinet and go outside for a walk in this delightful t-shirt. Printed on Bella+Canvas white t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton). Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut and a unisex baseball style. Find more Things Could Be Worse items here.

Calamityware Things Could Be Worse Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex S

Giant Robot Unisex T-Shirt - Calamityware

Take some of your favorite Calamityware creatures out of the china cabinet and go outside for a walk in this delightful t-shirt. Printed on Bella+Canvas white t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton). Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut and a unisex baseball style. Find more Things Could Be Worse items here.

Calamityware Things Could Be Worse Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex S

The same cat that inhabits the Calamityware dinner plates also graces t-shirts. Simple and serene with a steady gaze. Printed on Bella+Canvas mysterious military green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton). Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Calamityware Cat Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex M

Perhaps a fierce and loyal hound for protection when the reaper peddles by. This t-shirt makes a great birthday gift for anyone turning an uncomfortably large age or as a congratulations for someone who got a good result from their colonoscopy. Not today, Mr. Reaper! Printed on Bella+Canvas black t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton). Also available as a unisex tee and hoodie.

Calamityware Reaper Madness Women's T-Shirt - Blue, Women's 2XL

Even with precautions, few of us are immune to the contagious spirit of the holidays. This long-sleeve t-shirt will remind you, and anyone who sees it, to take care this holiday season. Printed on Bella+Canvas red t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Calamityware Hazmat Santa Long-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex 2XL

Lunch? Women's T-Shirt - Calamityware

Of course you don't. But if such a place existed, this would be the shirt they would give you as a prize for devouring their Pig Pie in one sitting. Printed on Bella+Canvas military-green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Calamityware Pizzafiend Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex L